Sunday, August 21, 2005

Republicans and Democrats....

You know what those pictures make me think of? The before and after drunk date photo comparisons. The Republicans are the "beautiful" girl you meet in the bar when your already drunk. You take her home...all is well. The Democrats are the "unfortunate looking" consequence of "morning after the night before" sobriety. Looks like the rose-colored glasses hit the toilet water with the puke!

I've been Republican a few times...I've been Democratic a lot!

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Absolute perfection

This is Johnny Depp. There is no finer man on the face of the planet...just LOOK at him! I hate smoking...but I don't mind if he does it! I put him in the political section because he had come under fire for making some comment about America being a broken toy, blah, blah, blah. I didn't really care what he was saying I was just watching him talk. I probably missed some of what he actually said because I was in the kitchen emptying my drool bucket. Heard him and his girlfriend broke up. Hmph, tragic. I would be honored to be shot down and rejected by someone like him!

Was he fine when he played Willie Wonka? Yeah, (sigh) he was even fine then.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

The Precious.....

Well, that explains a lot.

Do you see it????

Do you see the resemblance? Do you? HA! HA! HA! (snort) HA! HA! HA! (snort) HA! HA! HA! etc., etc., etc.