Absolute perfection

This is Johnny Depp. There is no finer man on the face of the planet...just LOOK at him! I hate smoking...but I don't mind if he does it! I put him in the political section because he had come under fire for making some comment about America being a broken toy, blah, blah, blah. I didn't really care what he was saying I was just watching him talk. I probably missed some of what he actually said because I was in the kitchen emptying my drool bucket. Heard him and his girlfriend broke up. Hmph, tragic. I would be honored to be shot down and rejected by someone like him!

Was he fine when he played Willie Wonka? Yeah, (sigh) he was even fine then.